Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
School Jokes
Why didn’t the banana go to school?
Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!
If a underwater science teacher went out sick, who would be the replacement?
A SUB-marine
Why did the man bring a ladder to school?
Because it was a high school!
How do you make school cool?
Take out the “s” and the “h!”
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
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