School Jokes

From Nate_Hot_Dog, 3 years old

Want to hear a joke about a pencil?

Nevermind, it’s pointless!

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From Shane, age 10, Indore,India

Teacher: Imagine a closed room which caught fire,
what would you do?

Student: Simple. Stop imagining!

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From Laila, 10 years old, Southam, Warwickshire, UK

What’s the difference between an onion and homework?

No one cries when you cut homework!

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From Maddie, 11 years old, Mason, Michigan.

Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.

Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!

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From Riri, 9 years old, Misawa,Japan

Why didn’t the banana go to school?

Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!

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From Maddie , 12 years old, Ohio

If a underwater science teacher went out sick, who would be the replacement?

A SUB-marine

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