School Jokes

From Julia, age 9, New York

WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?

BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!

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From T, 14 years old, Oklahoma

I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”

I said I lost it in a fight with a kid that said you weren’t the best teacher in the school!

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From Andrew Hartman, 9 years old

How did the thread go to school?

On a spool-bus!div>

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From Mayank , 11 years old, Nepal

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet!

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From Kaitlyn, age 11, Brantford, Ontario, Canada

What do you get when you cross a train and a teacher?

The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says Choo, Choo!

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From Nate_Hot_Dog, 3 years old

Want to hear a joke about a pencil?

Nevermind, it’s pointless!

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