How did the thread go to school?
On a spool-bus!div>
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet!
What do you get when you cross a train and a teacher?
The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says Choo, Choo!
Want to hear a joke about a pencil?
Nevermind, it’s pointless!
Teacher: Imagine a closed room which caught fire,
what would you do?
Student: Simple. Stop imagining!
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
No one cries when you cut homework!
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