School Jokes

From Kawal, 14 years old, New Delhi

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did.

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From Maryann, age 12, California

Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?

Lily: 2 cents
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?

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From Julia, age 9, New York

WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?

BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!

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From T, 14 years old, Oklahoma

I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”

I said I lost it in a fight with a kid that said you weren’t the best teacher in the school!

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From Andrew Hartman, 9 years old

How did the thread go to school?

On a spool-bus!div>

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From Mayank , 11 years old, Nepal

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet!

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