A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”
I need you to sign my report card!
School Jokes
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
I see your point!
A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……
Sorry miss, my math is as bad as my handwriting!
One afternoon, a teacher was driving and rolled through a stop sign. She was immediately pulled over by a police officer who recognized her as his former English teacher.
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”
Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
I’d tell you, there is no point!
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