One afternoon, a teacher was driving and rolled through a stop sign. She was immediately pulled over by a police officer who recognized her as his former English teacher.
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”
School Jokes
Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
I’d tell you, there is no point!
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?
Lily: 2 cents
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?
BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!
I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”
I said I lost it in a fight with a kid that said you weren’t the best teacher in the school!
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