Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.
School Jokes
What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?
Can I make it up?
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
Take me to your Ruler!
A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
The kid said, ” ‘Cause the teacher said we have a test rain or shine, and it’s snowing!”
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