A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
School Jokes
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
Take me to your Ruler!
A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
The kid said, ” ‘Cause the teacher said we have a test rain or shine, and it’s snowing!”
A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”
I need you to sign my report card!
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
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