Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Because she heard it was for mummies.
School Jokes
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?
Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.
Why did the skeleton fail the test?
His heart wasn’t in it!
Why did the BOY eat his homework?
his dog had retired!
Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?
Because she put lots of Xs on my work!
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