Why did the girl eat her homework?
Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
School Jokes
Why did the sun do so well in school?
He was a bright student!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ATE 9!
One day, a teacher walks in to the classroom and tells the students that they have a geography quiz. The first question is: “What did Delaware”?
Her New Jersey!
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!
Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.
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