What’s the difference between a book and a teacher?
You can shut the book up!
School Jokes
What did the little mermaid have to wear?
An algae bra!
What do you call a note book without any pages ?
No book!
Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”
Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
Teacher: Samual how come you do not comb your hair?
Samual: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.
Samual: No hair, Sir!
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