School Jokes

From Shawki Mallick, 11 years old, Long Island

What was wrong with Dave’s Pencil Story?

It didn’t have a point.

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From Ali, 8 years old, United Arab Emirates, Dubai City

Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?

Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…

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From Jesse, age 10, Texas

What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?

You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!

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From Dagem, 9 years old, London

Why did the children eat their homework?

Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

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From Jenni, age 11, Los Angeles

(Teacher asks his student:)”What are you going to write your history essay on?”

“Paper.”

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From Natalia, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?

They got in formation!

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