Rock Jokes

From Bobby Joe, age 7, China

What is a rock’s favorite cereal?

Cocoa Pebbles!

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From Ruby, age 11, USA

What did the marble tell the limestone?

Do you want lime on your stone?

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From Susan, age 10, Cailfornia

What did gold say to pyrite?

You’re a fool!

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From Jtc, age 11, Beresford, SD, United States

What did the marble say to the slate?

Don’t take me for Granite

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From Jeanne, age 3, United States

What’s a rock’s favorite GAME?

ROCK, paper, scissors

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From Shader, age 14, US

What Is A Rock’s Favorite Music?

ROCK And Roll!

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