Rock Jokes

From Susan, age 10, Cailfornia

What did gold say to pyrite?

You’re a fool!

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From Jtc, age 11, Beresford, SD, United States

What did the marble say to the slate?

Don’t take me for Granite

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From Jeanne, age 3, United States

What’s a rock’s favorite GAME?

ROCK, paper, scissors

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From Shader, age 14, US

What Is A Rock’s Favorite Music?

ROCK And Roll!

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From Hatty, Mark and Zoe, age 13, Bristol, England

What did the rock and the ruler say to each other?

“You rock!”
“You rule!”

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From Princess Willow, age 9, U.S.A

What do you call an ugly rock?

Anything you want! It can not hear you!

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