Rock Jokes

From 2sddss, 3 years old, Frog Land

What kind of rock can fly?

A rock-et!

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From Jonathan Bailey, 9 years old, United States of America

What is a rock slide’s favorite music?

Rock and Roll!

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From Ryan, 10 years old, California

What does a rock want to be when it grows up?

A rock star!

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From Emily (Emlo), age 11, Columbus ,Ohio

What did the lime stone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!.

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From Bobby Joe, age 7, China

What is a rock’s favorite cereal?

Cocoa Pebbles!

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From Ruby, age 11, USA

What did the marble tell the limestone?

Do you want lime on your stone?

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