What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock!!
Rock Jokes
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy!
What did the igneous rock say to the sedimentary rock?
Your Metamorphic!
How do you make a rock float?
You put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer!
What do you say if a rock knocks on your door and asks, “Can I come in?”
Permission granite.
What do you call a rock that is furry and squeaks?
A pumice.
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