Rock Jokes

From Carly, age 9, U.S.A

What did the sedimentary rock say to the ingneous rock?

You are hot!

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From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What’s a rock’s favorite song?

We will, we will, ROCK you!

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From Jasmin, 9 years old, America

What did the volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

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From Isha, age 10, Boston

What did the rock do when it rolled down the road?

It rock ‘n’ rolled!

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Anonymous

Where do rocks sleep?

Bedrock.

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From Birdman, age 13, Battleground, Washington

How does a rock wash his clothes?

On the rock cycle. Tumble dry.

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