What did the stone drink?
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What did the stone drink?
From Jhanvi, 9 years old, India
If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?
From Jacke, age 9, NC
What was the rock’s band called?
Anonymous
Where do pebbles grow up?
Anonymous
What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
From Dan, age 16, Sarver, Pennsylvania
What do you do with dead elements?
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