Rock Jokes

From Katlin, age 10, NC

Where is a rock’s favorite place to go in New York?

ROCKefeller Center!

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From Maisoon, age 12, USA

What do you get when you cross a rock with some wheels?

Rock and Roll.

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From Cassandra, age 10, Canada

When did Great-Grandpa rock live?

In the Stone Ages!

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