Rock Jokes

From Matilda, age 11, Wanganui, New Zealand

What do you call a skinny rock?

Crystalline!

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Anonymous

What did the stone eat?

Rock cakes!

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From Matthew, age 9, Barrie, Ontario, Canada

What did the rock say to the rolling stone?

Let’s rock and roll!

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From Samantha, age 5, Fribourg, Switzerland

Where is grandma rock’s favorite place to sit?

Her ROCKing chair!

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From Kate, age 6, USA

What did the winning rock say to his losing opponent?

You just hit rock bottom!

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From Mrs. R., a teacher, USA

Where do rocks like to spend their summer?

At Pebble Beach.

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