Rock Jokes

From James, age 5, Washington

What do you call a truant rock?

A skipping stone!

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Anonymous

Where did the stone go to dance?

The Crystal Ball!

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From Double C, 11 years old, New York

What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?

Rolling Stone

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From Will , age 3, USA

What did one rock say to the other rock?

Nothing it’s a rock!!!

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From Lindy, T.

What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?

Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!

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From Christine, age 10, Katy, Texas

What’s a geologist’s favorite type of music?

Rock music!

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