My friend told me that when he was driving to my house he saw a piecost in the middle of the road. I asked him, “What’s a piecost?”
He said “$4.99.”
Riddles
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the WORDS!!!:D
What do you call a snowman that was bitten by a vampire?
A frostbite!
Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the monster?
Because it was a man-eating monster!
Why did the belt get locked up?
Because he held up a pair of pants!!!
At what time do you go when it’s red and stop when it’s green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
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