Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?
Riddles
Because he wanted to see the Sandy Egg Kazoo (San Diego Zoo)
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard!
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers!
Why can’t you play in the jungle?
Because there is going to be a cheetah (cheater)!
What is higher than heaven, deeper than the sea, the homeless have it and the rich don’t have it?
Nothing
Why did Hercules go to jail?
Because he was shop-lifting!
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