Why did the belt go to jail?
Riddles
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Do you know why Abraham Lincoln didn’t need an ID?
Because his face was already on the penny!
What goes up but never down?
Your age!
How do you know if a train passed by?
It left behind its tracks!
What’s a baby’s motto?
If you don’t succeed at first, cry again!
Why did the owl invite the mushroom to his birthday party?
Because he was a fun guy (fungi)!
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