Why don’t traffic lights ever go swimming?
Because they take too long to change!
Riddles
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Do you know why Abraham Lincoln didn’t need an ID?
Because his face was already on the penny!
What goes up but never down?
Your age!
How do you know if a train passed by?
It left behind its tracks!
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