What do you call a diseased symbol of the United States trying to cross the U.S.A/Canadian border?
An ill eagle (illegal)
Riddles
What goes up but never down?
Your age!
There were two people called Crazy and Nothing. One day, Nothing fell out the kitchen window and Crazy called the police for help. This is what he said:
“Hi, I’m Crazy! Nothing fell out the window!”
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Guess whats all around me?
MY BELT!
What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
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