Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold up his pants.
Riddles
Why did the skeleton kill?
Cos’ he was heartless.
What goes bump bump bump bump bump bump CLUMP bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump CLUMP?
A centipede with a wooden leg!
If a fire hydrant has H20 on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P!!! (Canine Pee!)
What goes oob oob?
A backwards ghost!
There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?
There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
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