What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
Riddles
Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??
Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!
Person 1: I love you too, buddy!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine!
What is not a living thing but eats and moves by itself?
The sea.
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