Riddles

What’s yellow and stupid?

It’s greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?

If you were dying and you only had $1 what would you buy?

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

What does the pencil say to the sharpener?

Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??

Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!