If you were dying and you only had $1 what would you buy?
Lifesavers!
Riddles
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
TROUBLE!!!!!
What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??
Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!
Person 1: I love you too, buddy!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
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