What has a bed but doesn’t sleep?
A river.
Riddles
What’s yellow and stupid?
Thick custard!
It’s greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?
Nothing!!
If you were dying and you only had $1 what would you buy?
Lifesavers!
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
TROUBLE!!!!!
What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
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