What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
Riddles
Why did Dracula never have a wife?
He never found the right ghoul or he never had a heart.
What is race car backwards?
The same thing.
Who is the fastest man in the universe?
Adam! Because he was the first in the human race!
What do you call a man with no shin?
Tony.
If a woman was born in California, bought a house in Canada, and died in Mexico, what is she now?
Dead.
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