Why couldn’t the skeleton fall in love?
He didn’t have the heart.
What is black, lives in trees and is very dangerous?
A crow with a machine gun.
Who was the only orange-flavored President?
Sherbert Hoover!
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes!
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes!
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already!
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
What speed limit does a car go when it’s happy?
100 smiles per hour!!
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