What international crisis is caused when you drop your Thanksgiving dinner plate?
The fall of Turkey, the spreading of grease, and the breaking of China.
Riddles
What runs but never walks?
A river!
You have one match, a wooden stove, a candle, and an oil lamp. Which one do you light first?
The Match.
A man is living in the U.S.A. Why can’t he be buried in Canada?
Because he is still living!
When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?
European!
What two letters keep you cool?
AC!
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