Q. What do sick beds get?
Riddles
A. a PILLow!
Where does cotton come from?
A cotton-net (continent)!
What has many feet but can’t walk?
A sidewalk!
Why did the skeleton buy a motorcycle?
Because he was “Bone to be Wild”.
If a man rode a horse to Texas on Sunday, stayed for 2 days, then comes back on Sunday, how did that happen?
His horse was named Sunday!
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A blackboard!
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