What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
Tear gas!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Lawrence, 11 years old, California
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
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What do you a fly without wings?
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What can you serve but not eat?
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What do you get when you cross a boxer with a comedian?
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
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If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,

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