Poor people have it. Rich people need it. And when you eat it, you die. What is it?
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From Lilo123, 10 years old, Egypt
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. And when you eat it, you die. What is it?
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What do you call a happy cowboy?
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Where does Friday come before Thursday?
From Jonathan, 10 years old, Delano ,CA
What goes up but never comes down?
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What is the queen’s favorite size?
From Zach, 10 years old, Grand Rapids, Michigan
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
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