Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Riddles
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What is the longest word in the world?
World (by “in the world” I meant “in the words ‘the world’”)
What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?
A soccer team eating potato chips.
OK, so there is a room with nothing in it whatsoever except for a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Look in the mirror and see what you saw, take the saw and saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Crawl though the hole to get out!
Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
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