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From Isabelle, 11 years old, New York City, New York

I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?

A coffin!
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From Jakester, 9 years old, Mississippi

Have you heard about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry. He woke up.
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From Elizabeth, 11 years old, USA

What goes all around the world but stays in one spot?

A stamp!
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From Juju, 10 years old, Texas

Why does a hand only grow 11 inches?

If it grew 12 it would be a foot!
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From Camryn, 10 years old, America

Why did the sun not shine on the castle?

Because it was full of nights!
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From Leah, 12 years old, Georgia

There was a plane crash and every single person died, but a married couple walked away unharmed. How did they survive?

Every SINGLE person died, but the couple that lived was MARRIED!
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