There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there.
The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, “Shutup”.
“What? Tell me your name!” The policeman demanded.
“Shutup!”
The police officer was really mad now. “Where’s your manners?” said the policeman.
Policeman Jokes
What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.
A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn’t want a ticket, he’d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
Why was the cop in bed?
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