Policeman Jokes

Two boys named Trouble and Shut Up play hide and seek. Shut Up is the seeker. A policeman comes and asks him “What’s your name?” “Shut Up.” he replies. “Excuse me?!” “I said,shut up.” Are you looking for trouble, boy?!” Yells the police.What does Shut Up say?

Do you Know the time?

What is a detective’s ultimate car?

Why was the policeman standing on dog poo?

A police officer spots a car on the highway going about 22mph, so he stops the car, with a lady and some of her friends, and tells the lady how dangerous is to be going slow as it is to speed. The lady answers “Officer I was going the speed limit! 22mph!”
The officer says… that is the highway #.. That’s what highway you’re on. But I need to ask you, are your friends okay, they seem a little shaken up and pale…

Why did the policeman spend a lot of time in his bed?