Why did the police arrest the chef?
Because he was caught beating an egg!
Policeman Jokes
So there are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut up. Poo falls out of the truck but Manners and Shut up don’t notice so they keep driving. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut up stays at the station. A policeman goes up to Shut up and asks “What’s your name?” and Shut up replies “Shut up.” The policeman says” WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” and Shut up replies “SHUT UP!” and finally the policeman goes “Where are your manners?”
Shut up replies “Picking up Poo.”
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
What kind of treat do they feed prisoners ?
Jail- y donuts
Two boys named Trouble and Shut Up play hide and seek. Shut Up is the seeker. A policeman comes and asks him “What’s your name?” “Shut Up.” he replies. “Excuse me?!” “I said,shut up.” Are you looking for trouble, boy?!” Yells the police.What does Shut Up say?
“Oh, yeah! But don’t tell me where he is, we’re supposed to be playing hide and seek!”
Do you Know the time?
No, we haven’t met yet.
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