The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet,
but we have been combing the the area!”
Policeman Jokes
Once upon a time there were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet. One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. The front cop asked:
What is your name?
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
Why was the policeman in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.
Which jam does a policeman use on his bread?
Traffic jam!
What kind of metal do they have at a police station?
COPPER!
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