Pirate Jokes

From Peanut, age 12, USA

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

RRRR!

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From Chris, age 12, New Jersey, U.S.

What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest and no booty!

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From Chance, age 8, FL.,USA

What kind of socks do pirates wear?

Aaarrgyle!

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From Tembie, age 8, San Diego, California

What is a pirate’s favorite restaurant?

Arrrby’s

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From Rose, age 10, Oxshire, England

What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?

Aaarrr-t!

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From Alice, age 10, Kennesaw, Georgia

When Captin Hook goes to a cool party, what does he say?

This is off the “hook”!

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