Pirate Jokes

From Rachel, 9 years old, Athens, Alabama, USA

Why couldn’t the young pirate go to the movies?

It was rated R! (ARRRH!)

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From Addisun, 10 years old, North Bonneville, Washington

Why didn’t the pirate pass his spelling test?

He got stuck on the ARRRs (r’s)!

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From Kate, 11 years old, Newcastle

What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships!

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From Aaron Gibson, 9 years old, Bagshot, England

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?

Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!

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From Malachi Nutter, 7 years old, Mullumbimby Australia

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

X! It’s where the treasure is buried!

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From Owen, 8 years old, America

What is a pirate’s favorite animal?

An Arrrdvark!

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