Pirate Jokes

From Chloe, age 10, Northam, Austarlia

What do you call a pirate with 20 eyes?

a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!

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From Joshua, age 10, Ohio

What is a pirate’s favorite animal?

An ARRRRRDVARRRK!

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From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRR!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used a patch.

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From Kate, 8 years old, PA

Why are pirates pirates?

They just Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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From Alec, 6 years old, Brampton, Ontario, Canada

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it is “aye” (I), but ’tis the “C” (sea) they love!

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