Pirate Jokes

From Alex L, 12 years old

What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?

C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)

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From Ellie, 8 years old, Ashton and Makerfield in UK

Where do pirates go shopping?

Arrrrgos!

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From Eric Etzkin, 9 years old, Montara, CA

Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?

They spend years at C! (Sea!)

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From Angus, age 7, Maitland

Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?

Because it was rated “ARRRR!”

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From Keiran, age 13, Paris, France

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they Arrrrrrrr!

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From Jordan, age 8, VA

What do call a snail on a ship?

A snailer!

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