Why can’t pirates play cards?
They are sitting on the deck!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Ice Hero, 12 years old, U.S.A
Why can’t pirates play cards?
From Lilly, age 12, London
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
From Jonah, 7 years old, Asheville, North Carolina
Where does a pirate look at trees?
From Tena, age 12, North Attleboro, MA
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
From Jules, age 13, America
What is a pirate’s fav letter?
From Amstar, age 9, Australia
Why are pirates, pirates?
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