Pirate Jokes

From Lily, 8 years old, Carlsbad, Ca

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?

A buccaneer!

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From Thomas, age 8, South Africa

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

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From Ashley, Kent, England

Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye, aye Captain”?

Because he only had one eye!

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From T36T, 7 years old, Oak Grove, Arkansas

Where do pirates go to the bathroom?

The poop deck!

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From Panda Bear, 10 years old, USA

What is a pirate’s favorite planet?

Marrrrrrs!

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From Aaron Hong, 9 years old, Florida

Why did the pirate go to the movies?

Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)

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