What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
A guitarrrrrrrrrrrr!
Pirate Jokes
Why shouldn’t you talk to pirates?
Because they like to arrrrgue!
Why couldn’t the little boy
get in the pirate movie?
Because it was rated rrrrrrr!
What begins with R, ends with R, and is full of many Rs?
A pirate ship!
What is the pirate’s favorite store?
Toys Aarrr Us!
How much does it cost a priate to get his ear pierced?
A buccaneer!
