Pirate Jokes

A gang of pirates had just got a new recruit. The captain thought that the new recruit should bury the booty that they had just took. So the noob recruit and another pirate dug a hole but they had forgot the booty. So the recruit thought up a quick plan. When the pirate captain came to check on them he saw…

What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pirate?

What is the pirate’s girlfriend called?

Why was the pirate afraid to go to the movies?

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?