Pig Jokes

From Savannah, age 9, Antala,GA

What do you call a pig who knows kung fu?

Pork chop!

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From Mari, age 10, Shanghai,China

What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and Kisses!

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From Selena, age 14, London, England

Why did the pig fly?

Because it had the swine flu!

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From Lauren, a reader, New York

What does a pig say in the sun?

I’m bakin’!

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From Theresa, age 5, St. Louis, Missouri

What do you call a sunburnt pig?

Bacon

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From Landon, age 11, Ewen, Michigan

What is a pig’s favorite karate move?

The pork chop!

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