What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?
A porkchop!
Pig Jokes
How do you put more pigs on a farm?
You build a sty-scraper!
Once three pigs went to a restaurant. One pig wanted milk, pizza, and ice cream. The 2nd wanted coke, steak, and a milk shake, and the third wanted water, water, and more water. The waitress said, “Why does he want water, water, water?”
He wants to go wee wee wee all the way home!
What do you do if you get swine flu?
Rub oink-ment all over and pig out!
What kind of pig does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a sandwich made out of a pig’s nose?
A ham-booger!
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