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Pig Jokes

From Aidan F, 11 years old, Ireland

How do you put more pigs on a farm?

You build a sty-scraper!
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From Brittany, age 17

Once three pigs went to a restaurant. One pig wanted milk, pizza, and ice cream. The 2nd wanted coke, steak, and a milk shake, and the third wanted water, water, and more water. The waitress said, “Why does he want water, water, water?”

He wants to go wee wee wee all the way home!
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From Gabriel, a reader, Philly

What do you do if you get swine flu?

Rub oink-ment all over and pig out!
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From Carla, age 9, Phillipines,CALABARZON

What kind of pig does karate?

A pork chop!
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From Ezekiel, age 11, Seattle, US

What do you call a sandwich made out of a pig’s nose?

A ham-booger!
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From Cliffyc, a reader, Cumbria, England

Why is it good that pigs don’t fly?

The price of bacon would go up!
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