Pig Jokes

From Macey:), 8 years old, Abu Dhabi ,UAE

What do you put on a pig’s rash?

OINKMENT

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From Shania, 9 years old, Miami, Florida

What did the pig say when his eye felt funny?

Do I have pig-eye?

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From Brooke, 10 years old, Winder, Georgia

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

A porky-pine!

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From Karina, 10 years old, San Diego, California

What do you call a pig doing karate?

Pork chop!

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From Dominic L, 12 years old, Cheektowaga

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

A porkchop!

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From Aidan F, 11 years old, Ireland

How do you put more pigs on a farm?

You build a sty-scraper!

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