Pig Jokes

From Jordyn, 10 years old, Sioux Center, Iowa

Why does piglet always smell so bad?

Because he is always playing with Pooh!

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From K, 8 years old

What do call a pig that you plug into a wall?

A piglet.

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From Thomas, 7 years old, Louisville, KY

What did the girl pig say to the boy pig?

You are so HAM-some!

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From LaLa, 11 years old, Alabama

What do pigs take if they’re sick?

Mud-icine!

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From Tre55, 3 years old, T beach

What is a pig’s favorite tool?

A ham-mer!

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From Hank McLees, 12 years old, Loveland, CO

How are pigs and ink related?

They are both in pens!

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