Pig Jokes

From Zoe, age 12, Marin, California

What do pigs rub on themselves when they feel sore?

Oinkment!

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From 3, 3 years old

What do you call a blind pig?

A p g!

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From Morg, 10 years old, Follett, TX

What do pigs relax in?

A ham-ock!!

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From Molly Sauer, 6 years old, Brooklyn, NY

What does a pig say on a hot day?

I’m bacon!

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From Josh, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What do you call a pig that plays soccer?

A ball hog!

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From Heaven, 10 years old, Louisville, Kentucky

How does a pig get to the hospital?

By a hambulace!

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