Pig Jokes

From Casey, 14 years old, United States

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon!

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From Atara, age 12, Miami Beach, Florida

What do pigs do when playing basketball?

Hog the ball!

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From Kolbi, age 11, Pennsylvania

What can you see a pig doing on Christmas Eve?

Bacon cookies!

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From Sal, age 12, Oakland,California,USA

Why don’t people want pigs to fly?

You don’t want those things to poo on your car!

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From Justin45, 7 years old, Singapore

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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From Karina, 10 years old, San Diego, California

What do pigs use when they get hurt?

Oink-ments!

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