Pig Jokes

From Trevor, age 9, Texas

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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From Kylie, age 7, Portland, OR

What did one pig say to the other in the hot hot sun?

I’m bakin’!

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From Darreon, age 9, Atlanta GA

What do you call a pig doing karate?

Pork chops!

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From Guinevere, age 11, Cape Town, South Africa

What does a pig learn when he goes to karate?

Pork chops!

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From James, age 12, New Zealand

What do you call a vampire pig?

Count Pork-u-la!

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From Makayla, age 8, Danville, VA

What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?

What’s shakin’ bacon?

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