Why did the penguin cross the ice on his belly?
To get to the other slide!
Penguin Jokes
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What’s Black-White. Black-White.Black-White. Black-White?
A penguin doing summersaults down the hill!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
